Мой сын - Antosik Belarus -> US. "Асьцярожна! Ледзяшы!" А я брахаць ня ўмею, дык і завыў You don't have to be crazy to work here but it sure helps! Дзюндзя Раней было: Ынфкяргл Не талаковец The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you'll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Representative Ford: If you had known that the Soviets would send Lee Harvey Oswald to live in Minsk, what would your reaction have been? Mr.Snyder (US ambassador in USSR): Serves him right. Ford: Why do you say that? Snyder: Sir, you have never been to Minsk. We chanced a bit o' magic after that an' it wasn' a bad journey. Ran inter a couple o' mad trolls on the Polish border an' I had a sligh' disagreement with a vampire in a pub in Minsk, bu' apart from tha' couldn't'a bin smoother. (from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) The Creator of the Universe had put a rattle on its [rattlesnake's] tail. The Creator has also given it front teeth which were hypodermic syringes filled with deadly poison.
Sometimes I wonder about the Creator of the Universe. -- Kurt Vonnegut "The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable pi can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change." -- FORTRAN manual "Expensive solutions to any kind of problem are usually the work of mediocrity" -- Ingvar Kamprad, founder of Ikea We are patriotic citizens too. Patriotism means 'love of country', caring about its people, its ecosystem, and others around us. Not giving blind loyalty and a blank check to George W. Bush. We are patriotic enough to care about the long term effects instead of just the short term gain. Therefore it is our patriotic duty to guard our country and our constitution against people and forces hiding behind the flag. -- Jello Biafra No one should ever work